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kerfluffery 

As useful as a group of monkeys trying to fuck a football.
An HOA tried to decide on the perfect grass length for people to mow their lawns. A "kerfluffery" ensued.
kerfluffery by Sarbear99 May 30, 2023
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kerfluffer 

n. One who continuously stimulates a kerfuffle (see), ofttimes in the performance of their professional responsibilities. e.g. Ann Coulter, Jim Hoft, Sean Hannity, Michelle Malkin. (from "fluffer" the off-camera porn movie person responsible for maintaining the commercial functionality of the male equipment between takes + "kerfuffle").
The kerfluffers are challenging Obama's birth certificate again.
kerfluffer by ed-waldo August 3, 2010

ferfluffle 

Shit into your partners mouth then wait a week and then have them shit in your mouth and repeat process till satisfied or dead
Hey babe wanna try ferfluffle?
ferfluffle by The urban pussy October 10, 2021