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ken dolling 

The act of taking an attractive man and mentally picturing he has no junk in his trunk.
Usually done when a man is off limits (a friend's ex, gay, just a friend,etc.)

You picture that if you were to pull down his pants there would be nothing there.
Imagining a man has no sexual organ, but is rather smooth in his nether regions like a ken doll.
Ya, he is attractive, but he is my best friend's ex so I have been ken dolling him since them and always will. He has no D in my mind because he has been ken dolled
ken dolling by slangslingingslasher February 2, 2014
Word of the Day on December 28, 2022
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Ken Dolling 

imagining what you want to do with a guy you think is hot, like you might play with Barbie and Ken.
omg, I was up all night Ken dolling about Craig. Too bad i couldn’t take advantage of him in the backseat of my Barbie car.
Ken Dolling by Smorefun February 7, 2023
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ken dolling 

The act of tucking your junk behind your legs to see in the mirror what it'd be like if you didn't have said junk,
Greg is late for work again, must've spent too much time ken dolling in the bathroom this morning.
ken dolling by sphincterhole March 10, 2017

kendalling 

1. Wasting time BSing, talking, gossiping or harassing with a group of coworkers during work hours.

2. Commenting excessively about the mineature size of your coworkers genitalia because you are gay and have small penis envy.
1. "There are 7 coworkers talking in one cubicle... they must be kendlling."

2. "Did you hear him comment on my package? He's so kendalling right now."
kendalling by Swena January 19, 2008

Kendolling 

The loss of sensation or numbness in the penis during heavy and prolonged periods of coitus.

Similar to "whiskey dick"
We were having hot and wild animal sex but after 15 minutes I started kendolling to the point where I couldn't finish. So I faked an orgasmic groan and poured hot wax on her back.
Kendolling by Meathammer November 2, 2014

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026