ken dolling 

The act of taking an attractive man and mentally picturing he has no junk in his trunk.
Usually done when a man is off limits (a friend's ex, gay, just a friend,etc.)

You picture that if you were to pull down his pants there would be nothing there.
Imagining a man has no sexual organ, but is rather smooth in his nether regions like a ken doll.

Ya, he is attractive, but he is my best friend's ex so I have been ken dolling him since them and always will. He has no D in my mind because he has been ken dolled

ken dolling by slangslingingslasher February 2, 2014

Ken Dolling 

imagining what you want to do with a guy you think is hot, like you might play with Barbie and Ken.

omg, I was up all night Ken dolling about Craig. Too bad i couldn’t take advantage of him in the backseat of my Barbie car.

Ken Dolling by Smorefun February 7, 2023

ken dolling 

The act of tucking your junk behind your legs to see in the mirror what it'd be like if you didn't have said junk,

Greg is late for work again, must've spent too much time ken dolling in the bathroom this morning.

ken dolling by sphincterhole March 10, 2017

kendalling 

1. Wasting time BSing, talking, gossiping or harassing with a group of coworkers during work hours.

2. Commenting excessively about the mineature size of your coworkers genitalia because you are gay and have small penis envy.

1. "There are 7 coworkers talking in one cubicle... they must be kendlling."

2. "Did you hear him comment on my package? He's so kendalling right now."

kendalling by Swena January 19, 2008

Kendolling 

The loss of sensation or numbness in the penis during heavy and prolonged periods of coitus.

Similar to "whiskey dick"

We were having hot and wild animal sex but after 15 minutes I started kendolling to the point where I couldn't finish. So I faked an orgasmic groan and poured hot wax on her back.

Kendolling by Meathammer November 2, 2014

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020