4 definitions by Meathammer
The look on one's face after taking a substantial amount of Ecstasy, as the eye lids droop down to exactly the midway point on the eyeball, making the Ecstasy user closely resemble the Garfield cartoon character.
by Meathammer July 15, 2014
Mark: “Hey man, did you tell them about that time we got totally wasted and you sexually assaulted that 15 year old girl?”
Brett: “Are you nuts? Now way, man, I totally boofed up there!”
Brett: “Are you nuts? Now way, man, I totally boofed up there!”
by Meathammer September 29, 2018
The act of masturbation, usually taking place while at work, while driving, in an airplane bathroom, or some equally inappropriate place. The sudden onset of this need is most often brought about by some form of visual stimulation, such as the close proximity of some serious talent. Running batch nearly always results in the deposition of a large load on one's work desk, steering wheel, airplane bathroom door, or some equally undesirable location, leaving the sweaty participant to ineffectually clean up the mess with whatever happens to be on hand.
Man, I was sitting next to the hottest chick on the plane last night. I couldn't even wait until I got back to my hotel, I had to run batch right there in the airplane toilet!!
by Meathammer December 14, 2013
The loss of sensation or numbness in the penis during heavy and prolonged periods of coitus.
Similar to "whiskey dick"
Similar to "whiskey dick"
We were having hot and wild animal sex but after 15 minutes I started kendolling to the point where I couldn't finish. So I faked an orgasmic groan and poured hot wax on her back.
by Meathammer November 2, 2014