kelvo 

Nickname given to people named Kelvin by Australians.

Kelvin was miffed that Leah the Australian girl kept calling him Kelvo.

kelvo by kelvo December 10, 2004

kelbow 

a musical instrument used to impress the ladies.

person 1: I play the kelbow.
person 2: wtf is a kelbow, am I stupid?

kelbow by LacJam March 24, 2020

kelloggs trippa 

English people attempting to speak Greek and using the words Keloggs Trippa as an attempt at pronunciating "Kollo Trippa". The real pronunciation is Kollo trippa which means ass hole, chocolate starfish or rectum.

I absolutely pounded her Kelloggs trippa for several hours last night.

kelloggs trippa by Sixamenos August 28, 2018

Kalvon

a name you can call yourself when coming up with French names. Kalvin = Kalvon

French Teacher: Comment vous appelez-vous ?

Kalvin: Je m'appelle Kalvon. Tu es stupide! Oui oui?
Alphie: Oui, Oui Je suis D'accord avec toi Kalvon!
French Teacher: Non, je te deteste...

Random Person: your mom big gay & French is gay
Random Person #2: Non toi

Kalvon by LeWhiz June 12, 2018

kelvining 

Invented by Lord Kelvin in the 1850s, an act of watching movies at 69 Kelvin in order to popularize the newly invented scale, soon it would be adopted all over the world. This is the optimal temperature that causes maximum stimulation, perfect for Netflix and chilling.

Yo, we kelvining tonight?

kelvining by fA1K0n June 12, 2021

kelvintism 

An extreme case of autism where six whole chromosomes are missing and temper tantrums, anger issues, and mental retardation is obvious.

Melvin has an extreme case of kelvintism

kelvintism by kelvintismattendme May 3, 2015

kelvinmak 

when you dont give a damn about anything and you say all this crap that offends people but is pretty funny to other people and sometimes funny to the people that get laughed at. Says random things out of nowhere and interrupts conversations to say random funny things.

Panda: so like i was like going like to this like--
Kelvin: LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE wanna suck my dick already?
Chris/Cameron/Kevin/other tennis ppl: HAHAHAHA
Panda: wow screw you dickface
Kelvin: Let's just have sex now.
Panda: k, imma make a kelvinmak urban dictionary.
Kelvin: can i just slice my balls off?
Panda: k ill slice it off before i leave *slice*.

kelvinmak by pandaboyxxx August 24, 2009