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kolsexual
kolsexual by kolmikalesonwife December 30, 2020
kelsen-jaye
kelsen-jaye by gkals March 1, 2017
Kelsea
A sweet, adorable, fun-loving girl that always knows how to make me laugh. She herself has many different laughs and each one is adorable and will crack you up. She is kind to almost everyone and gets along with most people. She's easy to talk to and a great listener, even though she might not have advice to fix your situation. She is all around an amazing person.
kelsea.
a person who will probably laugh at anything. someone very nice and funny. likes writing silly songs off the top of their head. gets along with everyone, even the H4T3R$$$SsSsSsS. a person with a big heart and a lot of love. always has a goal that gets completed. someone who is at their best in the summer. a person who will make you smile, thats a promise.
i love you kelsea. =)
kelsea. by Jakey<3 and noah! March 2, 2008
Kelsey
Kelsey is someone you want to be around. She has a beautiful smile, gorgeous eyes, and a nice body. She has gone through a lot the past couple of months and she needs someone who she can rely on. She has had her heart broken a couple times and has many trust issues. She loves the color green, and is obsessed with animals. Once she is in a relationship, she is completely devoted to that person. If you ever get the chance to meet a Kelsey, hold onto her and don't let her go.
Kelsey and Seth
The most kick ass awesome couple in the world. Their swag cannot be matched and they are the coolest motherfuckers in the world!
Kelsey and Seth by tjohnson123456 January 1, 2012
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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