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Kelyse is the most sweetest, kindest,prettiest person you'll ever meet . You'll fall in love instantly. Her smile is out of this world
Person:U don't have too

Kelyse:I will only because u deserve it
kelyse by Lisa millin October 9, 2017
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A very sweet loyal beautiful lady. But you don't wanna get on the bad side of her!
I will never find someone sad beautiful as Kellise !
kellise by Kayyyy_ March 13, 2017

kellys mom

Fuck kellys mom
kellys mom by SCHLONGMASTER 2000 December 2, 2013
only the most amazing girl you'll ever meet, if you're lucky enough to encounter one.
Jackie "OMG Molly, I'd totally go lesbian for that Kellye over there! "
Molly "Hells Yea me too!"
Farrah "YOOOOOOOOOO that kellye looks JUST LIKE ME!"
Liz "Don't judge me, but I agree"
kellye by Kellye February 13, 2008

a case of the R.Kellys 

An uncontrolable urge to urinate (piss) all over the underage cracked-out whore you brought back to your hotel room. There is also a 50% chance one of your assclown friends video tapes it.
I had this bitch back at my pad and I got a wicked case of the R.Kelly's (AKA Golden Shower) so I lit that skank up from my fire hose.
a case of the R.Kellys by Dianycis September 15, 2005

Kellyesque 

1.Containing female characteristics. 2. Small, petite. 3. To carefully nurture. 4. Often viewed as quiet, when in actuality, quite the conversationalist. 5. Athletic soccer ability requiring stamina, coordination, and aggressive behavior. 6. Having creative tendencies: ability to create magic from scratch; turning a blank canvas into a work of art.
1. The non-imposing dainty Kellyesque scent glided though the hallways.
2. Children are drawn to heart-warming personalities which resembles Kellyesque.
3. When in a structural environment, one side of Kellyesque is indeed present and when excused reality appears.
4. Art starts with imagination; once an idea is formed and tools are decided, Kellyesque has taken its course.
Kellyesque by K.Crow March 3, 2009
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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