Keleaitis 

Having a deficiency of Kelea related contact. Symptoms include talking to a wall, hair loss, and aidsabetes. Also the afflicted tend to dislike winter breaks as a result.

I have not seen the Kelea animal in over 30 hours. The onset of symptoms related to keleaitis have already begun appearing.

Keleaitis by Bertosaurus December 9, 2008

keleaitis 

Having a deficiency of Kelea related contact. Symptoms include talking to a wall, hair loss, and aidsabetes. Also the afflicted tend to dislike winter breaks as a result.

I have not seen the Kelea animal in over 2 days. The onset of symptoms related to keleaitis have already begun appearing.

keleaitis by Bertosaurus December 9, 2008

Kyleritis 

A long-term disease that is spread by excessive kisses and/or snuggling and hugging with your best friend. Symptoms include an over-inflated sense of self confidence in one's sexual jokes as well as perceiving oneself as hilarious when, in reality, they are just annoying. Adorably annoying.

I think I have Kyleritis because I've been telling so many 'your mom' jokes.

Kyleritis by NinjaSpot November 9, 2014

Kyleitis 

1) A chronic disease that occurs when a person loses all athletic ability and in turn becomes a total doofus during any sporting event. Usually cured withing a short period of time, but may linger for years in some cases.

2) The inability to play any sort of sport, it is very contagious...as a matter of fact it sucks the atheletic ability out of anyone near a person that is infected with Kyleitis

Well Bryce didn't get the golf ball past the ladies' tees on his drives, looks like he has a case of acute Kyleitis.

Kyleitis by Schmegma June 22, 2006

kaleaidiscope 

a person of swag

kaleaidiscope is live on twitch because they are just so swag

kaleaidiscope by kaleaidiscope May 4, 2021

kellyitis

Kelly-i-tis is a disease where someone named kelly can contract it.

It's a serious disease that can cause the following:
Being an idiot
Thinking she is a god when really she isn't
A bully
and much much more.

Oh no! Kelly contracted kellyitis! Are we really surprised?

kellyitis by Sedoium February 21, 2022

kelseyitis

Kelseyitis is the condition where you are missing your extremely beautiful,sexy, stunning, gorgeous girlfriend named Kelsey. When suffering from “Kelseyitis”, the only fix is a big hug, kiss, and some other stuff.

“Are you okay baby?”
“Yes babe, I’m just suffering from Kelseyitis right now”

kelseyitis by Wsfkkm March 31, 2022