kellyitis

Kelly-i-tis is a disease where someone named kelly can contract it.

It's a serious disease that can cause the following:
Being an idiot
Thinking she is a god when really she isn't
A bully
and much much more.

Oh no! Kelly contracted kellyitis! Are we really surprised?

kellyitis by Sedoium February 21, 2022

Keleaitis 

Having a deficiency of Kelea related contact. Symptoms include talking to a wall, hair loss, and aidsabetes. Also the afflicted tend to dislike winter breaks as a result.

I have not seen the Kelea animal in over 30 hours. The onset of symptoms related to keleaitis have already begun appearing.

Keleaitis by Bertosaurus December 9, 2008

keleaitis 

Having a deficiency of Kelea related contact. Symptoms include talking to a wall, hair loss, and aidsabetes. Also the afflicted tend to dislike winter breaks as a result.

I have not seen the Kelea animal in over 2 days. The onset of symptoms related to keleaitis have already begun appearing.

keleaitis by Bertosaurus December 9, 2008

kelseyitis

Kelseyitis is the condition where you are missing your extremely beautiful,sexy, stunning, gorgeous girlfriend named Kelsey. When suffering from “Kelseyitis”, the only fix is a big hug, kiss, and some other stuff.

“Are you okay baby?”
“Yes babe, I’m just suffering from Kelseyitis right now”

kelseyitis by Wsfkkm March 31, 2022