kelseyitis

Kelseyitis is the condition where you are missing your extremely beautiful,sexy, stunning, gorgeous girlfriend named Kelsey. When suffering from “Kelseyitis”, the only fix is a big hug, kiss, and some other stuff.

“Are you okay baby?”
“Yes babe, I’m just suffering from Kelseyitis right now”

kelseyitis by Wsfkkm March 31, 2022

Keleaitis 

Having a deficiency of Kelea related contact. Symptoms include talking to a wall, hair loss, and aidsabetes. Also the afflicted tend to dislike winter breaks as a result.

I have not seen the Kelea animal in over 30 hours. The onset of symptoms related to keleaitis have already begun appearing.

Keleaitis by Bertosaurus December 9, 2008

keleaitis 

Having a deficiency of Kelea related contact. Symptoms include talking to a wall, hair loss, and aidsabetes. Also the afflicted tend to dislike winter breaks as a result.

I have not seen the Kelea animal in over 2 days. The onset of symptoms related to keleaitis have already begun appearing.

keleaitis by Bertosaurus December 9, 2008

kellyitis

Kelly-i-tis is a disease where someone named kelly can contract it.

It's a serious disease that can cause the following:
Being an idiot
Thinking she is a god when really she isn't
A bully
and much much more.

Oh no! Kelly contracted kellyitis! Are we really surprised?

kellyitis by Sedoium February 21, 2022