Kyleritis

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A long-term disease that is spread by excessive kisses and/or snuggling and hugging with your best friend. Symptoms include an over-inflated sense of self confidence in one's sexual jokes as well as perceiving oneself as hilarious when, in reality, they are just annoying. Adorably annoying.

I think I have Kyleritis because I've been telling so many 'your mom' jokes.

Kyleritis by NinjaSpot November 9, 2014

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Kyleitis

1) A chronic disease that occurs when a person loses all athletic ability and in turn becomes a total doofus during any sporting event. Usually cured withing a short period of time, but may linger for years in some cases.

2) The inability to play any sort of sport, it is very contagious...as a matter of fact it sucks the atheletic ability out of anyone near a person that is infected with Kyleitis

Well Bryce didn't get the golf ball past the ladies' tees on his drives, looks like he has a case of acute Kyleitis.

Kyleitis by Schmegma June 22, 2006

Related Words

Kyleritis • Kyleitis • keleaitis • Kaylerritis • KylePittsSZN • kyoritis • Kyle Rittenhouse • Kyler Ethsman • Kyle Rittenhouse Moment

Keleaitis

Having a deficiency of Kelea related contact. Symptoms include talking to a wall, hair loss, and aidsabetes. Also the afflicted tend to dislike winter breaks as a result.

I have not seen the Kelea animal in over 30 hours. The onset of symptoms related to keleaitis have already begun appearing.

Keleaitis by Bertosaurus December 9, 2008

keleaitis

Having a deficiency of Kelea related contact. Symptoms include talking to a wall, hair loss, and aidsabetes. Also the afflicted tend to dislike winter breaks as a result.

I have not seen the Kelea animal in over 2 days. The onset of symptoms related to keleaitis have already begun appearing.

keleaitis by Bertosaurus December 9, 2008

Kaylerritis

Edible.

Also Vito's favourite munchy

Kaylerritis- Clit In Mouth

Kaylerritis by Albert Einstein the 3rd November 21, 2010

kyoritis

it is a rare sickness that a person can have it makes you delusional , ratchet , ghetto , bold ,headed,

kyoritis is it is a rare sickness that a person can have it makes you delusional , ratchet , ghetto , bold ,headed,

kyoritis by idekwhothisis February 11, 2021

KylePittsSZN

Him

KylePittsSZN is him

KylePittsSZN by Ky PittsSnz September 7, 2022

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026