Kyleritis

A long-term disease that is spread by excessive kisses and/or snuggling and hugging with your best friend. Symptoms include an over-inflated sense of self confidence in one's sexual jokes as well as perceiving oneself as hilarious when, in reality, they are just annoying. Adorably annoying.

I think I have Kyleritis because I've been telling so many 'your mom' jokes.

Kyleritis by NinjaSpot November 9, 2014

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Kyleitis

1) A chronic disease that occurs when a person loses all athletic ability and in turn becomes a total doofus during any sporting event. Usually cured withing a short period of time, but may linger for years in some cases.

2) The inability to play any sort of sport, it is very contagious...as a matter of fact it sucks the atheletic ability out of anyone near a person that is infected with Kyleitis

Well Bryce didn't get the golf ball past the ladies' tees on his drives, looks like he has a case of acute Kyleitis.

Kyleitis by Schmegma June 22, 2006

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Keleaitis

Having a deficiency of Kelea related contact. Symptoms include talking to a wall, hair loss, and aidsabetes. Also the afflicted tend to dislike winter breaks as a result.

I have not seen the Kelea animal in over 30 hours. The onset of symptoms related to keleaitis have already begun appearing.

Keleaitis by Bertosaurus December 9, 2008

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keleaitis

Having a deficiency of Kelea related contact. Symptoms include talking to a wall, hair loss, and aidsabetes. Also the afflicted tend to dislike winter breaks as a result.

I have not seen the Kelea animal in over 2 days. The onset of symptoms related to keleaitis have already begun appearing.

keleaitis by Bertosaurus December 9, 2008