slap ass! an exclamation of joy or pleasant surprise, often used to signal an attractive member of the opposite sex passing. a japanese loan word literally translated to ass slapping.

Did you see the girl in line at the bank? ketsu tataku eh?

ketsu tataku by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

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kektus

An alternative to the popular term "kek", or a person who uses the term "kek" a lot. Also an alternative for the word "cactus". Plural: kekti.

Player 1: "Oh man, that's hilarious kek."
Player 2: "No need to be a kektus, my guy."

kektus by demedrit May 21, 2017

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Ketsup

A cross between ketchup and catsup. Mainly for people who get confused on the two spellings and can't figure out how to spell it.

Imma eat some ketsup on my eggs.

Ketsup by Ketsup queen January 30, 2019

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hegs ketsup

Hegs Ketsup is a family empire conceptualized by MeowDevs and Pooska, avatar characters within Club Cooee.

Momma Hegs founded Hegs Ketsup in the late 1940's and the company has taken on multinational status across several markets.

hegs ketsup by MeowDevs June 4, 2023

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ketsugo jujutsu

A martial arts style solely based on killing and breaking an attackers body parts. It originated in Japan and was used by samurai in battle.

Guy 1: Dude, I just killed someone with ketsugo jujutsu.

Guy 2: dude.

ketsugo jujutsu by 102073 December 14, 2014

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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