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definintion of Keishawny:hello 911 some girl just kilt my girlfriend for complimenting her girlfriend
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Kenshawn 

A fine ass black man with a rather large penis that acts as if he's "God's gift" and rightfully so considering his large johnson. This man tends to be very smart and is so deceiving and manipulative you'll always think he's the victim. He's also incredibly resourceful but a very difficult person because he loves to go against the grain with nearly everything he does.
Example 1
Becky: I need to be dicked down!
Sarah: Go get some Kenshawn!

Example 2:
Shawn: Why doesn't anything ever go my way?
Samantha: It's probably because of Kenshawn.
Kenshawn by SexyMexi420 December 20, 2016
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KaiShawn 

An EXTREMELY charming person. Has no problem speaking their mind and will kick anyones ass if aproched the wrong way. Strong willed and good at everything they do. A god when it comes to sex. And the king of foreplay. Has a problem taking other peoples girlfriend and not caring. Extremely different never follows the crowd and dislikes dark skinned females!
He stole my girlfriend, he must me KaiShawn
KaiShawn by ariannaduhh October 24, 2012

keshawna 

Someone who is loud
Doesn't care about what others think
Although her feelings get hurt at moments
She stays to herself if she wants to be alone she is a crazy goofy person
She wants her way and not others she'll say whats on her mind in a quick second she'll say she doesn't like someone just as fast
I just want to be keshawna today
keshawna by I'm idgaf June 8, 2014
the type to be goofy and fun yet serious at times, a good friend yet can be petty towards you and other individual, great in a relationship and can be freaky at times, overall a pretty chill person with great fashion sense
kieshawn the freaky friend
kieshawn by merlanai April 24, 2017

keishaun 

Keishaun is a lovely out going person. Hes a roadman and gets all the girls. He is normally a light skin but can also be a brown skin. He has beautiful hazel eyes and a smile that can warm your heart. He will try to always be positve, but be careful, because if you anger him he can turn everyone against you.
Wow! Look at him, he's such a keishaun!
keishaun by Prettiest.x_ October 5, 2017

Keyshawn 

Your loving BFF and will spam you with many texts and doesnt like to be mistreated and ignores people on the phone sometimes because whos knows what. Keyshawn is a caring person who cares more about the other person when actually that person cares about Keyshawn more than he does. EVERYONE loves Key .Too smart for a freshman is king at fortnite. BFF Key will have many interests as you do too. Keyshawn is your true friend.
keyshawn
Keyshawn by enojadiabla June 6, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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