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Keiokuk, the nipple on the tit of the state of Iowa.

Where Illinois, Iowa, & Missouri come together, Keiokuk good luck saying it when your intoxicated.

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Keokuk

Keokuk is a small town in Southeast Iowa located at the convergence of the Des Moines and Mississippi rivers. Keokuk was named for the Sac-Fox Indian, Chief Keokuk. Keokuk was once a proud, bustling community of over 17,000 persons. Now it is but a shell of its former self. Just over 10,000 people now call Keokuk home. Unemployment rates are high and anyone who gets an education generally leaves town and never comes back. The school system is eroding, city streets are in disrepair, and healthcare services are meager at best. As more and more factories close and semi-intelligent individuals leave town, the results of years of inbreeding in Keokuk will become more apparent. Eventually Keokuk's population will probable level off at around 2,500. Everyone one in town will be related and there will only be 5-6 surnames in the phonebook.

Keokuk is a town known for two things, drinking and fighting.

Keokuk by Wiseman July 13, 2006

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Keokuk High School

A place you can go to watch drug deals in the bathroom, but also watch to kids licking buttholes in the locker room while the pub lice jumps back and forth. Most of the teachers are dumber than the students, and don't teach shit, but if you walk around long enough you can learn that you can be transgender or how to suck the nasty ass boys off in the band and choir hallway. Other than getting to juul in the bathroom this school is shit. Ps fuck neighbors

I go too Keokuk High School

Keokuk High School by Jacqayay licker March 6, 2019

keokuk middle school

Keokuk Middle School Can be Fun at Times but Most of the time it’s just jail. Some of the teachers don’t care and don’t help.The School does do fun Activities from time to time and 65% of the teachers are nice /fun.

You should Transfer to Keokuk middle School, It’s crazy!

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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

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The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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