keeps the change
The action of swallowing a man's ejaculatory fluids intentionally, as opposed to the "change slipper".
keeps the change by milfhunter37 March 28, 2003
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keeps the change by LargePete March 28, 2003
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keep the change
the ultimate conclusion to fellatio is to hmmm... to swallow the ejaculate would be the correct terminology...
johnny: last night was great... the first thing she did when i walked thru the door was go down on me!! i am one lucky bastard...
rod: awesome... did she keep the change?
rod: awesome... did she keep the change?
keep the change by rocko... December 25, 2007
keep the change
Guy 1: Brenda blew me last night.
Guy 2: Did she keep the change?
Guy 1: Of couse! She always swallows!
Guy 2: Did she keep the change?
Guy 1: Of couse! She always swallows!
keep the change by B TOWN BALLER January 8, 2008
Keep the change
When you impregnate a girl, do not stay around to be a father figure and do not pay for child support.
Dude, I think my condom broke when I was having sex with Molly Last night.
Do you think she's pregnant?
I don't know, but if she is I'm going to let her keep the change.
Do you think she's pregnant?
I don't know, but if she is I'm going to let her keep the change.
Keep the change by dunlopallstar June 4, 2011
Keep the change
Keep the change by crynne December 28, 2020
Keep the change
"I helped Cheryl move last weekend, and after it was done, wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, and keep the change, baby!"
Keep the change by kevnar June 28, 2006
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