Keep the change

When you impregnate a girl, do not stay around to be a father figure and do not pay for child support.

Dude, I think my condom broke when I was having sex with Molly Last night.
Do you think she's pregnant?
I don't know, but if she is I'm going to let her keep the change.

by dunlopallstar June 4, 2011

Flash bang question

A question that is so basic or so stupid, you are stunned and delayed to give a response.

I really hate working at the airport during tourist season, you get a lot of flash bang questions.

by dunlopallstar July 17, 2011