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a primitive life form, similar to an ape. they have a very basic grasp of the english language, often words are mistaken for grunts. the kebab man also has absolutly no concept of time as they can often mistake 35 minutes for an hour and a half. there skills can be either driving a car or answering a telephone. although they are confused a lot of the time they usualy get there job done.

"the kebab man had serious B.O"

"SHIT the kebab men short changed me again, im not sure weather they just can't count or maybe there actually quite cunning"

"no chilli sause please!, 5 mins later, WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CHILLI SAUSE ON MY KEBAB!"

kebab man by kebab man May 1, 2008

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Man Kebab

The man kebab is a form of group sexual position, in which a group of males (preferable 4 or more, of mixed race) line up one behind the other, and procede to 'penetrate' one another. When viewed from a distance, this resembles a kebab.

Harry : Hey Barney, what you up to tonight?

Barney : Me and the guys are getting together for a HUGE man kebab, want to come?

Man Kebab by AzzaDempz February 8, 2010

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The Man Kebab

Where 10 or more men fuck each other up the ass. If you think about it, it's like a kebab

John: Yesterday with my coworkers, we did The man kebab
Sue: What the fuck John

The Man Kebab by donso November 26, 2017

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Pølse Mandens Kebab Vogn

This is the ultimate Kebab van. The owner is the smartest, strongest and most beatiful person you will ever meet. Because he is a Pølse mand, he has a very big penis. His current helper is pølse katten. Pølse katten brings all the pølser to people that order.

Marius: Wow i'm hungry.
Elias: Yeah, me too!
Marius: What about Pølse Mandens Kebab Vogn?
Elias: HELL YEAH!

Pølse Mandens Kebab Vogn by Subiugetur November 19, 2018

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kebabman

a guy called dilhan

let's go to the kebabman

kebabman by kebabman123 August 1, 2021

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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