kebab man 

a primitive life form, similar to an ape. they have a very basic grasp of the english language, often words are mistaken for grunts. the kebab man also has absolutly no concept of time as they can often mistake 35 minutes for an hour and a half. there skills can be either driving a car or answering a telephone. although they are confused a lot of the time they usualy get there job done.

"the kebab man had serious B.O"

"SHIT the kebab men short changed me again, im not sure weather they just can't count or maybe there actually quite cunning"

"no chilli sause please!, 5 mins later, WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CHILLI SAUSE ON MY KEBAB!"

kebab man by kebab man May 1, 2008

Man Kebab 

The man kebab is a form of group sexual position, in which a group of males (preferable 4 or more, of mixed race) line up one behind the other, and procede to 'penetrate' one another. When viewed from a distance, this resembles a kebab.

Harry : Hey Barney, what you up to tonight?

Barney : Me and the guys are getting together for a HUGE man kebab, want to come?

Man Kebab by AzzaDempz February 8, 2010

The Man Kebab 

Where 10 or more men fuck each other up the ass. If you think about it, it's like a kebab

John: Yesterday with my coworkers, we did The man kebab
Sue: What the fuck John

The Man Kebab by donso November 26, 2017

Pølse Mandens Kebab Vogn 

This is the ultimate Kebab van. The owner is the smartest, strongest and most beatiful person you will ever meet. Because he is a Pølse mand, he has a very big penis. His current helper is pølse katten. Pølse katten brings all the pølser to people that order.

Marius: Wow i'm hungry.
Elias: Yeah, me too!
Marius: What about Pølse Mandens Kebab Vogn?
Elias: HELL YEAH!

Pølse Mandens Kebab Vogn by Subiugetur November 19, 2018

kebabman 

a guy called dilhan

let's go to the kebabman

kebabman by kebabman123 August 1, 2021