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Keasten is the GOAT (greatest of all time)
keasten by Keasten January 7, 2017
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keaten is a guy who is super nice and kind. he is sweet and laughs at your jokes. he usually is not emotional about a lot or likes to keep it hidden but once you become closer to him he opens up and you see a different side of him you'd never expect. you will never forget him, he's by your side. if you meet a keaten, don't let him go, because he is truly a good friend and stellar human.
oh my gosh, keaten is so nice and kind you HAVE to meet him
Keaten by a friend 🌮 November 25, 2016
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The most beautiful person in the world. She has cute little glasses and thin lips;)
Every time she looks at you, you will just melt inside. If she loves you, she really means it. She will never let you forget it. Her eyes are the most beautiful things you will ever see. When you look into them, time itself will stop. Sometimes, she says she’s ok and puts a smile on her face, but she won’t really mean it. Always look after a Kersten. Never leave her. Always be there for her. If you have ever left a Kersten, you are a frickin moron. It was the biggest mistake of your entire life and you will regret it till the day you die. If you are about to leave a Kersten, don’t. She will be hurt and never forget you and you will break her. So never leave. If you say you love her, you need to mean it. If not you’re a motherfucking cuntard. Don’t say you love her unless you mean it. Ever. A Kersten is the most beautiful short person on the planet. With her beautiful curly hair, you can’t help but fall in love. Your heart will melt every time you look into her beautiful eyes. Never take a Kersten for granted. Love her, forever. I know I will.
Iwishsuebehs! That’s a weird goddamn kersten
Kersten by YA BOIII2468 April 1, 2019

kearsten 

A very funny, outgoing, smart, pretty, crazy, and at moments a "blond" per say. She loves everything about life and lives it to the fullest, she also loves to argue and knows how to get her way. Loves and lives for God. She's a great friend when you need her, and if you're not nice to her, then she won't be mean to you, she'll just smile and blow it off. She's so pretty and sweet. And Kearsten is someone who is so involved in her friends and family and would do anything for them. She's so beautiful too. If she's having a bad day, you'll know it, she will get snappy and mean but she's easy to forgive.
Name Meanings:
*The anointed
*Follower of Christ
My Name is Kearsten.
Kearsten is Awesome.
My sisters name is Kearsten.
kearsten by LovingLife2005 September 6, 2014
put in your ass to hide or hold...
where do you stash your dope when your driving? i keaster it...
keaster by mrfnk November 21, 2009
A stunning young woman with blonde hair and davishly looking good eyes. Every time she talks your heart melts and her laughter is contagious.
Man that Kersten is so beautiful.
Kersten by Ryebreado January 26, 2017
Keaten is an amazing person and if u his girl u one lucky ass bitch he really knows how to treat a girl he's hella good at video games and is good at a lot of things and sometimes he doubts him self but I know for a fact that hes worth so much and he's a special person he's loving ,caring ,sweet,and charming he also has a nice big ass dick and is a very attractive guy if u know a keaten never lose him u will regret it because you will never find someone else as special as him so keep your keaten he is the best person in world.
Damn there's keaten
Keaten by Jailssa is a piece of shit February 16, 2018
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