Keaston 

The gnarliest shredder of them all. That's right. Keaston is not only a man of many talents but a man of dignity and pride. Some say he is the hottest thing to walk on the face of the Earth. Being called a Keaston is better than being president.

Babe 1: hey check out that Keaston over there!
Babe 2: guilty as charged

Keaston by WakaWakaAfrika January 28, 2011

Keaston 

-a cutie
-warm, chocolate brown eyes
-loves outdoors, playing guitar, making music, playing fartnite, and playing with his doge
-has a beard that he's trying to grow even though his facial hair is good/attractive as is
-loves ass... cream, but is scared of eating ass... but will eventually come around
-likes to get pink eye in his dreams
-an amazing listener and offers support in ways no one else does
-is excellent at holding space for other's emotions
-a brown bear
-lives too far away :(

swiggity swooty Keaston's coming for that booty

Keaston by Rayke Caubryn February 16, 2020

Keystone Shit 

The keystone shit holds all the other poop in place. Once the keystone poop falls, the entire doo-doo infrastructure will eventually follow. The keystone is the densest shit and thus requires the most attention and concentration.

Sweating on the toilet, I put on the Led Zeppelin song "When the Levee Breaks" and waited for the keystone shit to drop.

Keystone Shit by asthmaticdan October 20, 2015

Buster Keaton 

Joseph Frank "Buster" Keaton was an American actor and comedian during the 1920s.

During the 1980s in Oakland, CA his stage name became local slang describing a person that is fake or a phony. Someone who does not deserve respect. A fake actor that cant even go by his real name.

I think its time for you to keep movin' Buster Keaton - we know youre selling woof tickets.

Buster Keaton sells fake rolexes and shwag on the corner of E14

Buster Keaton by c.harris February 13, 2018

keystone nacho 

When a plate of loaded nachos is delivered, the "keystone nacho" is the nacho chip that, when lifted from the platter, pulls the largest amount of toppings from the plate at once. The person who pulls the keystone nacho is hated, respected, and envied by all others at the table.

Comer found the keystone nacho and in one moment, he got the best bite of the whole dang plate!!

keystone nacho by Glamrockster December 11, 2016

Michael Keaton 

Stimulant drug (Mephedrone)(MKAT)(Meow Meow) Once a man made legal high similar to amphetamine now illegal.

'A heathon from Eton.. On a bag of Michael Keaton'

Michael Keaton by AJK23 January 14, 2020

Keystone Kops 

term used to describe an inept group of people for their mistakes and/or lack of coordination and/or inability to get things done. Comes from a series of silent movies made by the Keystone Film Company between 1912 and 1917 about a group of incompetent policemen and their various escapades.

I don't know about you, but in the past few years, it seems to me that every time there is a major crisis, the government runs around like the Keystone Kops!

Keystone Kops by y0ur l3ft nut May 24, 2010