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kawfee

noun. Eastern Tri-state pronunciation a heavily caffeinated beverage made from heated coffee beans and water, served hot or sometimes with ice at a ridiculous price from a pretentious chain location or skanky, drive-thru donuteria.
May also contain sweeteners such as sugar or sucralose (or agave nectar if you're a fancypants) and some form of processed, bovine teat juice, such as "haffenhaff."
"That hewa spelled my name wrong on my ice kawfee!"
by GoinRoje May 5, 2021
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