kawczynski 

if this is your last name, you definitely have an obsession with led zeppelin or jimmy page. he is all you talk about. he is your daddy. your one and only. lover. your are also polish’s next have multiple friends with the name ava.

Oh, your last name is kawczynski? you must be crazy for jimbo am i right?

kawczynski by bernieisbae April 19, 2020

National Ted Kaczynski Day 

March 23rd is the national Ted Kaczynski day. March (the third month) is for the three victims that got trolled. It’s reasoning for being on the 23rd day of March is for the 23 victims that got slightly trolled

Josh: Yo it’s national Ted Kaczynski day!!
Chad: Based.

National Ted Kaczynski Day by konkani November 8, 2021

Ted Kaczynski 

Man nicked named the unabomber who was responsible for the death of 3 people between 1978 and 1995 who has recently become popular among internet users for his philosophy of modern technologies negative affects on society and the consequences of the industrial revolution.

user: Ted Kaczynski is based

Ted Kaczynski by I love my ego July 11, 2022

Fed Kaczynski 

Someone on the internet who asks for too many suspicious items, like pictures of firearms or bomb instructions.

Most likely a federal agent: can someone explain how to make C4 at home?
Internet user: fuck off Fed Kaczynski

Fed Kaczynski by Mad Milk7272 December 28, 2022

Text Kaczynski 

It's a combination of Ted Kaczynski the Unabomber and a text so lethal that it blows the mind of the person receiving it.
You cannot unsend these or repair any relationship. Not only will the person never speak to you again, but there is a chance you might be contacted by the authorities.

She blew up my phone with a Text Kaczynski. I knew that girl was crazy.

Text Kaczynski by LordViper June 17, 2021

Dirty Kaczynski 

The act of defecating in a small package and mailing it to a person for them to unwillingly smell stank shit.

I am goin to send my friend mike a dirty kaczynski when he goes to spain!

Dirty Kaczynski by Carlos Hunter November 22, 2005

David Kaczynski 

He's just as Polish as his brother.

David Kaczynski thinks wearing glasses makes him look less Polish. He thinks they are robot alien blockers, and that the FBI only went after his brother and didn't pay him one million dollars because he didn't have his glasses on.

David Kaczynski by Solid Mantis October 6, 2021