Kaczynski

the name for a have drunken bomb type shot that is left on the bar and available to be finished off. A relative off the Larry. Numerous varities exist. See O'Kaczynski the Irish car bomb, Adolf Kaczynski the Jager bomb, George Washington Kaczynski the Cherry Bomb

That dude couldn't finish his irish car bomb so I grabbed me an O'Kaczynski

by Trent A August 1, 2006

Ted Kaczynski

Man nicked named the unabomber who was responsible for the death of 3 people between 1978 and 1995 who has recently become popular among internet users for his philosophy of modern technologies negative affects on society and the consequences of the industrial revolution.

user: Ted Kaczynski is based

by I love my ego July 11, 2022

Fed Kaczynski

Someone on the internet who asks for too many suspicious items, like pictures of firearms or bomb instructions.

Most likely a federal agent: can someone explain how to make C4 at home?
Internet user: fuck off Fed Kaczynski

by Mad Milk7272 December 28, 2022

Text Kaczynski

It's a combination of Ted Kaczynski the Unabomber and a text so lethal that it blows the mind of the person receiving it.
You cannot unsend these or repair any relationship. Not only will the person never speak to you again, but there is a chance you might be contacted by the authorities.

She blew up my phone with a Text Kaczynski. I knew that girl was crazy.

by LordViper June 17, 2021

Dirty Kaczynski

The act of defecating in a small package and mailing it to a person for them to unwillingly smell stank shit.

I am goin to send my friend mike a dirty kaczynski when he goes to spain!

by Carlos Hunter November 22, 2005

David Kaczynski

He's just as Polish as his brother.

David Kaczynski thinks wearing glasses makes him look less Polish. He thinks they are robot alien blockers, and that the FBI only went after his brother and didn't pay him one million dollars because he didn't have his glasses on.

by Solid Mantis October 6, 2021

National Ted Kaczynski Day

March 23rd is the national Ted Kaczynski day. March (the third month) is for the three victims that got trolled. It’s reasoning for being on the 23rd day of March is for the 23 victims that got slightly trolled

Josh: Yo it’s national Ted Kaczynski day!!
Chad: Based.

by konkani November 8, 2021