kastyr
Kastyr is a typical girl who loves to hang out with friends. She always puts everyone else first and is most likely a dog person.
kastyr by Coollcoooll March 30, 2021
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kastrom
A big ol', gigantic, gah damn behemoth of a booty one discovers whilst hunting for ass. When a kastrom makes it's presence, it will be known to even the blindest of all niggas. A kastrom can be dangerous if misused as well. Records indicate kastroms of such gargantuan proportions that caused epileptic seizures among all men whom look directly into it. Aside from the mental degradation of our society from the glorification of these "bouncing booties" as some scholars have deemed, a kastrom can be used as a weapon as well. Many a cases have been reported in which a bitch ass hoe was twerking on her piece of shit deadbeat nigga of a husband, she threatened to suffocate him by sitting on him if the lil niglet did not cough up his fucking child-support. What a pain in the ass...
Daquan: "Ayy nigga, you seent Shekaina lately?"
Tyrece: "Nah nigga I done told u I aint fuck with them rachet ass hoes no mo'"
Daquan: "Mo u trippin, she got the platik soorgoory these kim kardashian bitches be getting. She got that ass now fam@
Tyrece: "Nigga u lyin. How big it be do?"
Daquan: "A kastrom."
Tyrece: "!!!!!! That amount of ass is considered illegal contraband in some countries"
Daquan: "ye nig so lets hit it nd quit it before that nigga Darell find out. Shekaina said we could run a train"
Tyrece: "Sheet if it really is a kastrom, we gon need more than just a train. Gon need air force one to make a dent"
Tyrece: "Nah nigga I done told u I aint fuck with them rachet ass hoes no mo'"
Daquan: "Mo u trippin, she got the platik soorgoory these kim kardashian bitches be getting. She got that ass now fam@
Tyrece: "Nigga u lyin. How big it be do?"
Daquan: "A kastrom."
Tyrece: "!!!!!! That amount of ass is considered illegal contraband in some countries"
Daquan: "ye nig so lets hit it nd quit it before that nigga Darell find out. Shekaina said we could run a train"
Tyrece: "Sheet if it really is a kastrom, we gon need more than just a train. Gon need air force one to make a dent"
kastrom by The Kastrom Killer Klan August 25, 2018
Kasträsh
Kasträsh can be used if someone is on the toilet and you can just scream "KASTRÄSH" and they have to come out even if they are in the middle of peeing.
Kasträsh by thelizard876 April 27, 2022
kastriot
A boy who is awesome enough to be loved by girls. He knows how to love. He has a dream and he wants also to accomplish more tumblr photos on instagram. He is the total sex as 'He gets all the girls, he gets all the girls'. A lot if people would say that Kastriot is selfish, in reality these people are nothing but jealous fools. Kastriot is somebody you should never let go of.
kastrat
a phrase reffrerd to a man who tries to sing and thinks he does a good job, when in actuality he sucks. He is a bad singer that not knowing the pitch of his own resambles a lady - therefore a man with no balls.
Snoop Doggy Dog sounds like a Kastrat - he would make a nice duet ASher or any other fag that is into hip hop.
kastrat by Deschtroyer April 18, 2005
Kaster
Kaster is a person who is loyal to his friends
And wants to try to be friends with everyone
He sometimes helps people with their
Problems and is respectful to others.
And wants to try to be friends with everyone
He sometimes helps people with their
Problems and is respectful to others.
Guy#1:Oh damn she got knocked out Kaster can
You help us carry her inside
Kaster:Yeah if its for somebody knocked out I'll help
You help us carry her inside
Kaster:Yeah if its for somebody knocked out I'll help
Kaster by Blueboy4619 August 6, 2018
Kastretch
Kastretch can be used if someone is not working out and you can just scream "KASTRETCH" and they have to start working out and shouting the Roblox Weight Lifting Simulator sound effect.
Oh wow look Susan is not working out lets get her to work out KASTRETCH
Susan starts working out immediately
Susan starts working out immediately
Kastretch by thelizard876 January 20, 2023
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.