kastyr

Kastyr is a typical girl who loves to hang out with friends. She always puts everyone else first and is most likely a dog person.

Girl 1: have you heard about Kastyr
Girl 2: yeah she’s very nice

by Coollcoooll March 30, 2021

kastrom

A big ol', gigantic, gah damn behemoth of a booty one discovers whilst hunting for ass. When a kastrom makes it's presence, it will be known to even the blindest of all niggas. A kastrom can be dangerous if misused as well. Records indicate kastroms of such gargantuan proportions that caused epileptic seizures among all men whom look directly into it. Aside from the mental degradation of our society from the glorification of these "bouncing booties" as some scholars have deemed, a kastrom can be used as a weapon as well. Many a cases have been reported in which a bitch ass hoe was twerking on her piece of shit deadbeat nigga of a husband, she threatened to suffocate him by sitting on him if the lil niglet did not cough up his fucking child-support. What a pain in the ass...

Daquan: "Ayy nigga, you seent Shekaina lately?"
Tyrece: "Nah nigga I done told u I aint fuck with them rachet ass hoes no mo'"
Daquan: "Mo u trippin, she got the platik soorgoory these kim kardashian bitches be getting. She got that ass now fam@
Tyrece: "Nigga u lyin. How big it be do?"

Daquan: "A kastrom."
Tyrece: "!!!!!! That amount of ass is considered illegal contraband in some countries"
Daquan: "ye nig so lets hit it nd quit it before that nigga Darell find out. Shekaina said we could run a train"
Tyrece: "Sheet if it really is a kastrom, we gon need more than just a train. Gon need air force one to make a dent"

by The Kastrom Killer Klan August 25, 2018

Kasträsh

Kasträsh can be used if someone is on the toilet and you can just scream "KASTRÄSH" and they have to come out even if they are in the middle of peeing.

Oh wow look Susan is on the toilet let's get her out KASTRÄSH
Susan runs out immediately.

by thelizard876 April 27, 2022

kastriot

A boy who is awesome enough to be loved by girls. He knows how to love. He has a dream and he wants also to accomplish more tumblr photos on instagram. He is the total sex as 'He gets all the girls, he gets all the girls'. A lot if people would say that Kastriot is selfish, in reality these people are nothing but jealous fools. Kastriot is somebody you should never let go of.

Dude that guy is totally a Kastriot

by shqipe03 January 21, 2017

kastrat

a phrase reffrerd to a man who tries to sing and thinks he does a good job, when in actuality he sucks. He is a bad singer that not knowing the pitch of his own resambles a lady - therefore a man with no balls.

Snoop Doggy Dog sounds like a Kastrat - he would make a nice duet ASher or any other fag that is into hip hop.

by Deschtroyer April 18, 2005

Kaster

Kaster is a person who is loyal to his friends

And wants to try to be friends with everyone
He sometimes helps people with their
Problems and is respectful to others.

Guy#1:Oh damn she got knocked out Kaster can
You help us carry her inside

Kaster:Yeah if its for somebody knocked out I'll help

by Blueboy4619 August 6, 2018

Kastretch

Kastretch can be used if someone is not working out and you can just scream "KASTRETCH" and they have to start working out and shouting the Roblox Weight Lifting Simulator sound effect.

Oh wow look Susan is not working out lets get her to work out KASTRETCH
Susan starts working out immediately

by thelizard876 January 20, 2023