Kartma 

Amtrak backwards. Very fitting to those that work there. It is the opposite of Karma or at the very least feast or famine mentality. One day Kartma is setting the world on fire with rumors of new equipment and high speed rail and the next day a freighter pulls in another GE P42 and we are told to go take parts off of a dead unit to fix the other dead unit that just came in....One step forward....Three Steps Back!!!!

Kartma tries to move forward.....But still moves Backwards!!!

Kartma by Paulie225 February 17, 2010

kartma 

Cosmic credit gained by putting your or others' shopping carts into the shopping cart return, or lost by leaving your shopping cart in a parking space or, worse, in the way of drivers.

Sophia earned major kartma today when she returned all the shopping carts in the parking lot to the cart return.

kartma by AAvian January 2, 2015

kartma 

the payback one recieves after intentionally boneing somebody (or is just generally being a douche) while playing mario kart

Darian: Damn man I just got hit with a blue turtle shell and lost the race!

Armando: That's what happens when you keep dropping banana peels right before jumps. Kartmas a bitch!!

kartma by moneymikemoney June 8, 2016

karmacinoma 

A cancer of the soul caused by a douchebag insane enough to spread bullshit news of illness and death about their loves ones; in order to pathetically evoke the sympathy of others.

Hey man, did you hear Jenkins has Karmacinoma, his dead sister came back to life.

karmacinoma by Tambell September 17, 2018

Karma Music 

When the thot who left you for the worst snake in the grass work out how their relationship was formed on triangulation, deceit, attention, spite and narcissism and they confess they need to sleep beside a person they don't love - for the rest of their lives til death do they part - that's Karma Music to all of my senses. Wait until the good looks have faded and watch them tear themselves apart. 2 superficial mutts have wasted their lives with someone they despise.

When I hear of how Slagley and Bradford hate each others guts, it is Karma music to my ears. It s always good for a chuckle.

Karma Music by ratsbackside December 9, 2019

Karamazov Law

How the real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.

When asked why Karen bombarded social media with pics of her relationship, even though he cheated on her twice, Manuel rolled his eyes and muttered "Karamazov Law..."

Karamazov Law by HailHydraforce January 7, 2021

Karma Akabane 

The crazy yet lovable bastard found in Class 3-E from the anime "Assassination Classroom". He is absurdly intelligent and confident, especially for his age, and is very found of starting fights.

Karma Akabane is such a sadistic little shit.

Karma Akabane by Nay Thee'eth November 26, 2018