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Karma-Bitch 

Whenever you and a friend are together and your luck gets better and their's gets worse. they are your Karma-bitch
Dan and I went drinking last night. I got laid and Dan caught his second DUI. Dan is my karma-bitch.
Karma-Bitch by dans second friend December 12, 2010
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Basic Karma Bitch 

Someone who has a cynical and contemptuous approach to life, believing that all suffering is attributed to one's karma and does not make an effort to help overcome it. They twist the concept of karma, using it as a foundation for bitchy comments.
Person A: Why am I always the sick one? Person B: Because that's your karma! Person A: You're such a basic karma bitch!
Basic Karma Bitch by Ramit August 26, 2016

Karma's a bitch 

Karma, the good or bad luck that comes from your former acts, always occurs. To name one example: If you were a bad girl, did some bad things, swore you did it all for fun and it meant nothing. People would even go as far as to say it never happened, and if it were a secret, like, for example, when a tree falls in the forest (no one hears it). People also can say, for example, if it was a late night, and another crazy mood, and you didn't think twice what is would do to them. A specific cause of Karma is if you were a wild child, and they always knew it. A common exclaim is that it was a matter of time before they blew it. Karma commands that thou shall not lie, and thou shall not cheat, thou shall now get caught, or there is a slight chance you'll end up like me.
"Karma's a bitch, I should have known better. If I had a wish I would've never effed around. When I saw the pics of you and her I felt the knife twist. Karma's a bitch. And she's with you right now."
Karma's a bitch by Sawyerrrrr April 25, 2024

karmas a bitch 

when someone with the name "karma" or "kharma" gets mad while having oral sex and bites your penis.
your almost as good as my last girlfriend" *bite* "OHHH... KARMAS A BITCH!!!"
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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