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Karbon type shit 

when someone does something so stupid and illogical it makes no sense at all
look Anko did karbon type shit (he said something retarded)
Karbon type shit by cyyber March 20, 2025
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Karooned 

Karooned is the next stage of drunk after Hooned and Para.

To qualify, the person must:

1. Be unable to find their house / room / accommodation
2. Vomit at least 3 times in 3 separate locations

The term can be used interchangeably with other phrases for 'extremely drunk', or for an intention to get to this state.
I'm getting Karooned tonight. He was totally Karooned.
Karooned by King JE December 9, 2010

Karoning 

When something or someone is expected to show up but then does not.
The girl told her boyfriend she might be pregnant by saying, "honey, my period is karoning"
Karoning by Sharkfin October 19, 2013

Kamau Kambon 

Kamau Kambon is a former North Carolina State University visiting professor of African-American Studies.

He is probably most famous (or notorious) for a speech delivered October 14, 2005, at Howard University, urging genocide of whites, saying, "We have to exterminate white people off the face of the planet to solve this problem of racial injustice." Footage of this speech is readily available as of July 14, 2006, and was apparently aired on C-SPAN (author realizes no one watches C-SPAN).

He supports his argument by calling the modern world an "international plantation," with each white man a plantation owner. He claims that all whites want to rape and kill blacks, citing "Pulp Fiction" as evidence of white bloodlust (this citation confuses the author, who does not understand what segment of the film Mr. Kambon is alluding to).

Mr. Kambon has a website (author does not know what the politically correct term for Mr. Kambon's association with said website--ownership, ) at www.blacknificent.com. The website seems devoid of any statements regarding genocide, instead offering links and inspirational tidbits about African-American culture, legacy, struggle and history.
I don't know 'bout you, but to me Kamau Kambon just proves that you don't have to be white to be a racist dick.

To any black people: I am white, and I don't want to kill you. You go do your thing, I'll go do mine, and we can all get along and maybe later we can do something fun, like clearcutting in Brazil or playing tag around Chernobyl or something. And won't that be fun?
Kamau Kambon by [dp] leviathan July 14, 2006
Karson is one of the sweetest guy’s you’ll ever know. He puts others before himself and isn’t afraid to show his silly side. He also makes the stupidest faces, but they make you smile. He can change your mood in a heartbeat and will stay with you through the tough times. He’s a hard worker and works for what he wants. He can get hotheaded and doesn’t care if it shows. Karson will love you like there’s no tomorrow :) <3
Person 1: that guy is so nice
Person2: that’s karson
Person 1: no wonder
Karson by Stupidheifer February 10, 2019

Dirty Karson 

The act of banging your girl as fast as you can, and right before your about to cum you scream I AM SPEED
Hey you down to do the dirty Karson tonight”
Dirty Karson by Count Cockula October 7, 2019