One of those stupid, overpriced backpacks that all the dumb blond girls have; often seen in within the art hoe aesthetic; actually spelled “fjalraven kanken” but no one knows how to pronounce that

Have you seen Amy’s new falafel kanken?

Falafel Kanken by psychopsychedelic June 13, 2019

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kanwken • kanakenhunter • Kanken • kankenbaggen • Falafel Kanken • Fjällräven Kånken

Kanken

Actually a really good backpack that was invented to help prevent back pain in Swedish schoolchildren. Has had a niche following for decades that will keep using it after vsco girls fade into obscurity.

I’m bringing my Kanken on the hike with some snacks and a (non hydro-flask) water bottle.

Kanken by AsimovtheCat September 27, 2019

Fjällräven Kånken

A popular and very basic swedish backpack made by Åke Nordin, that you see on white teenagers/Instagram baddies at amusement parks. They are very stylish but have the smallest side pockets ever. Pronounced F-Y-ah-ll-R-ah-ven KON-ken.

"I saw Kenzie with her yellow Fjällräven Kånken yesterday. What a basic art hoe..."

"Fjällräven Kånkens are low-key my favorite aesthetic!"

Fjällräven Kånken by n o bo dy July 19, 2019

kankenbaggen

German for: Wild Ginger Dance Party

Nah man, I can't leave. The kankenbaggen is about to start!

kankenbaggen by the Ginga Ninja December 1, 2010

kanakenhunter

a term used for white girls that exclusively date guys that are east european and try to imitate the culture and "slang".

girl A: i heard lisa is dating hussein now!
girl B: ugh i know she’s such a "kanakenhunter"

kanakenhunter by balladeeznuts September 21, 2021

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026