Kanken

Actually a really good backpack that was invented to help prevent back pain in Swedish schoolchildren. Has had a niche following for decades that will keep using it after vsco girls fade into obscurity.

I’m bringing my Kanken on the hike with some snacks and a (non hydro-flask) water bottle.

Kanken by AsimovtheCat September 27, 2019

Falafel Kanken 

One of those stupid, overpriced backpacks that all the dumb blond girls have; often seen in within the art hoe aesthetic; actually spelled “fjalraven kanken” but no one knows how to pronounce that

Have you seen Amy’s new falafel kanken?

Falafel Kanken by psychopsychedelic June 13, 2019

Fjällräven Kånken 

A popular and very basic swedish backpack made by Åke Nordin, that you see on white teenagers/Instagram baddies at amusement parks. They are very stylish but have the smallest side pockets ever. Pronounced F-Y-ah-ll-R-ah-ven KON-ken.

"I saw Kenzie with her yellow Fjällräven Kånken yesterday. What a basic art hoe..."

"Fjällräven Kånkens are low-key my favorite aesthetic!"

Fjällräven Kånken by n o bo dy July 19, 2019

KanKan

The ultimate number one Drank Method Pint Scorer .

Cuh don’t tell me kankan just scored again , smh

KanKan by drankmethodbot October 7, 2020

felix kranken 

a man who didnt pick up the fucking phone

felix kranken:
"FELIX
PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE
YOU STUPID BITCH
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN
WHERE ARE THEY
felix i know you can hear me
PICK UP THE PHONEEE
GIVE ME-"

felix kranken by soapies July 3, 2021

Kanker Sisters 

The Kanker Sisters( May, Lee, and Marie) are a trio of girls that have a crush on the Eds in the Cartoon Network show Ed Edd n Eddy. They frequently bully the Eds by kissing them and forcing them to play footsies by locking up their feet and wiggling their red toes for hours. They torture the Eds by using red lipstick to leave lipstick marks and red nail polish on their toes and fingernails.

The Kanker Sisters painted their toenails with bright red nail polish and then made Ed Edd n Eddy play footsies with them while the Eds screamed in agony.

Kanker Sisters by PrabYugop January 9, 2015

kanker 

Dutch word for cancer. Used obsessively by Dutch youth, both in real and on the internet.

1. A word describing a deadly disease.

2. An adjective to anything. Making the word more "extreme".

3. A verb meaning to go away or to "fuck off". Considered very unfriendly. Should never be used by foreigners, because it will result in them getting beat up badly.

4. A verb meaning to be talking negatively about something or to curse on something. Very old fashioned.

1. Ik heb kanker. / I have cancer.

2. Kankermongool. / Cancermongol. (It should be noted that mongol is the Dutch word used to describe people with Down syndrome.)

3. Kanker op. / Go away/Fuck off. (No, seriously, don't ever use this.)

4. Hou eens op met kankeren op... / Stop being so negative about...

All uses combined:
Het maakt me niet uit dat je moeder kanker heeft, je moeten gewoon niet zo kankeren over het gebruik van het woord kanker en anders kan je op kankeren, kankerjong. / I don't care that your mother has cancer, you just shouldn't be talking negatively about the use of the word cancer and if otherwise you can fuck off, cancerchild.

kanker by Iliekdrugs March 20, 2011