kalyfornia

kalyfornia is the type of person you wanna hang around she is sweet,caring and her expressions constaly change she tries hard to be happy alot and nicknames are mostly kaly and kay

kalyfornia is really nice and fun to hang around

kalyfornia by kalykayyyy January 6, 2019

Kalifornistan

Shortened name for the People's Republic of Kalifornistan - a name referring to California; specifically, it's laws regarding gun ownership.

Though rarely, if ever, used in a crime, Kalifornistan has outlawed what they deem to be "evil" rifles - such as the AR-15 (civilian variant of the military M16) and the AK-47 - in any non-California legal variation. Having a number of "evil" features (such as a forward pistol grip, which is no more dangerous than having a tuna fish as a weapon) are limited in the number allowed on a given firearm. Any magazine above 10 rounds is illegal, since only the 11th shot fired from a firearm can kill someone.

The legislation put forth by the People's Republic of Kalifornistan has clearly worked, as Los Angeles still tops the list as one of the most dangerous places in the United States.

If Kalifornistan entirely outlaws firearms, the state will be much safer. Hardened street thugs and criminals never break the law, so there is no need to worry.

Kalifornistan by cchriss92 February 25, 2011

People's Republic of Kalifornia

Abbr. P Rok
1.A State located on the Western coast of the United States, heavily Liberal, and radically against Gun Rights.

Thank god I got out of the People's Republic of Kalifornia, It's rough out there.

Oh man, you're lucky you got out of the P Rok alive.

People's Republic of Kalifornia by The one and only Bob Barker October 17, 2008

kellyfornia 

A boss ass bitch from California. Usually they live near the beach. People with the nickname "kellyfornia" are not just typical white girls. This particular girl is white in her appearance, but she's got every quality of a black chick. These girls should not be messed with. They are sassy. A kellyfornia is the coolest girl you will every meet. Kellyfornia's are known for being hilarious and will always do something unexpected. If you ever meet a girl who is called kellyfornia, consider yourself lucky. Anyone in her presence is blessed

Guy 1: Woah dude, who's that really cool chick over there?!

Guy 2: Dude that's kellyfornia!

kellyfornia by the original kellyfornia February 8, 2014

kalifornia 

Mispronunciation of "california". Popularized by Schwarzenegger, Arnold.  See california.

"As governor of Kalifornia, I realize that I have no idea what I'm doing."

kalifornia by Anonymous October 17, 2003

Kileyfornia

Alternative Model, Facebook whore, obcessed with all social networking sites, free thinker. In love with California. Funny. Blogger. More known in Central Arkansas than anywhere else.

Are you friends with Kileyfornia?

Kileyfornia by Sin_city561 October 7, 2011