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kalahwauki 

When something is fucked up, out of control or just doesn’t make sense.
2020 is so kalahwauki
kalahwauki by Tamtamwam October 1, 2020
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kalwan • kalwa • kalwatard • kala • kalai • kalah • Kalagen • kaiwa • kalaes • Kalahwauki

Kalahwauki 

When something just is’t right, doesn’t make sense, or just plane crazy, kind of wonky
Nothing is going right today, it was a kalahwauki day.

The computer is acting kalahwauki
Kalahwauki by Tamtamwam September 25, 2020

kalahwauki 

When something isn't making sense, not working or just plan crazy.

Out of control, unbelievable
2020 is just Kalahwauki.

My computer is acting Kalahwauki,
Last night was totally Kalahwauki.
kalahwauki by Tamtamwam September 28, 2020
He fine,all the girls want him, he’s loyal,with a cute smile
Omg I wish kalabe was mines,cuz he so fine
Kalabe by Dimplefacee May 24, 2018

Kalaiselvan

An amazing boy who everyone loves he's very smart, cool and VERY funny he makes everyone crack up whenever he tells jokes he's one of the best people you will ever met.
Be grateful to meet a kalaiselvan
Kalaiselvan by Kittycat_ tac March 2, 2019

Kalamabooze 

A website and lifestyle of getting drunk and participating in various shenanigans in Kalamazoo, Michigan - the biggest 'city' in Southwest Michigan.
I was kalamabooze -ing the other night when I took the For Rent sign from that apartment complex and stuck it in my neighbor's front yard.
Kalamabooze by KalamaBooze February 4, 2010
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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