1. An indistinct measurement of time. One kalpa is the time that would elapse when one average-strengthed human with a silk cloth comes to rub a square-mile steel cube every solar earth year, turning it into a marble-sized ball.
Shorthand for death in the case of particularly overweight individuals dying through overconsumption or overdose of hard drugs.
"Take it easy, dude. Don't Belushi out on us..."