2 definitions by TheFez

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1. An indistinct measurement of time. One kalpa is the time that would elapse when one average-strengthed human with a silk cloth comes to rub a square-mile steel cube every solar earth year, turning it into a marble-sized ball.
by TheFez September 13, 2003
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Shorthand for death in the case of particularly overweight individuals dying through overconsumption or overdose of hard drugs.
"Take it easy, dude. Don't Belushi out on us..."
by TheFez September 13, 2003
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