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he is very good looking better than jack and he has tres grand dick and smok weed all day masturbating with hoes
omg he is so kallel
kallel by bigdickie7777 November 21, 2021
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Kallel • kalle • kallen • Kallee • kallensupremacy • Kallea • Kalley • kanlele • kaleel • kalela

kallol rocks 

It is a type of drug that cannot make you high. Made with eraser shavings.
kallol rocks by KALLOL IS SEXY March 21, 2019

Kalleigh 

The most beautiful of them all. The most down to earth amazing person to be a round. Clever, funny, and strange but altogether gorgeous.

You want a "kalleigh" in your life. A "kalleigh" can tell the good beans from the bad and will always make fast decisions about resolving problems.

A "kalleigh" can be easily frustrated, and people would advise to steer clear on one of her bad days.

With her adorable smile and stunning figure, focussing mainly on her arse a "kalleigh" will prove to be a real head turner.

An attractive person from the inside out with a fun, loving yet random personality.

A "kalleigh" is a fantastic mum.
Hey did you see that kalleigh, she looks fab dude!
Kalleigh by gollboll May 25, 2011

kalle kiri 

It's a Persian curse, actually. Close friends also using it to call each other. However be careful, not to use this to call someone you don't know. It's gonna be a big insult then.
chetori? kalle kiri
kalle kiri by h0ut September 22, 2017
Kallen is an amazing person, he is really nice and athletic, he is one of the cutest people you will ever meet, he has a big heart and mind. He is really loyal and can fall for girls really easily
Girl 1- who is that he is soo cute

Girl 2 - oh that is kallen

Girl 1 - of course he is

kalel kitten 

A shady "youtuber" known for constantly switching personas to the extreme and lying to her audience. Was a vegan for a bit and said she would rather eat her pet cat than eat a cow. Has since given up veganism and is now on to promoting laxative teas to her young audience. Has a weird obsession with being Asian and fake tans often saying claiming it's her Native American blood, even though a DNA test proved she's 99.9% white.
Person 1: "Oh my god, can you believe Kalel Kitten changed her persona again?"

Person 2: "Dude, remember the frilly + fancy stage?"
Person 1: "Lol, remember when she stood up for Sam Pepper when he made a video sexually harassing women, and said if a stranger pinched her ass in public she would laugh?"
kalel kitten by oxforddictionarybitch September 30, 2019
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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