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he is very good looking better than jack and he has tres grand dick and smok weed all day masturbating with hoes
omg he is so kallel
kallel by bigdickie7777 November 21, 2021
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Kallel • kalle • kallen • Kallee • kallensupremacy • Kallea • Kalley • kanlele • kaleel • kalela

kallol rocks 

It is a type of drug that cannot make you high. Made with eraser shavings.
kallol rocks by KALLOL IS SEXY March 21, 2019

Kalleigh 

The most beautiful of them all. The most down to earth amazing person to be a round. Clever, funny, and strange but altogether gorgeous.

You want a "kalleigh" in your life. A "kalleigh" can tell the good beans from the bad and will always make fast decisions about resolving problems.

A "kalleigh" can be easily frustrated, and people would advise to steer clear on one of her bad days.

With her adorable smile and stunning figure, focussing mainly on her arse a "kalleigh" will prove to be a real head turner.

An attractive person from the inside out with a fun, loving yet random personality.

A "kalleigh" is a fantastic mum.
Hey did you see that kalleigh, she looks fab dude!
Kalleigh by gollboll May 25, 2011

kalle kiri 

It's a Persian curse, actually. Close friends also using it to call each other. However be careful, not to use this to call someone you don't know. It's gonna be a big insult then.
chetori? kalle kiri
kalle kiri by h0ut September 22, 2017
Kallen is an amazing person, he is really nice and athletic, he is one of the cutest people you will ever meet, he has a big heart and mind. He is really loyal and can fall for girls really easily
Girl 1- who is that he is soo cute

Girl 2 - oh that is kallen

Girl 1 - of course he is

kalel kitten 

A shady "youtuber" known for constantly switching personas to the extreme and lying to her audience. Was a vegan for a bit and said she would rather eat her pet cat than eat a cow. Has since given up veganism and is now on to promoting laxative teas to her young audience. Has a weird obsession with being Asian and fake tans often saying claiming it's her Native American blood, even though a DNA test proved she's 99.9% white.
Person 1: "Oh my god, can you believe Kalel Kitten changed her persona again?"

Person 2: "Dude, remember the frilly + fancy stage?"
Person 1: "Lol, remember when she stood up for Sam Pepper when he made a video sexually harassing women, and said if a stranger pinched her ass in public she would laugh?"
kalel kitten by oxforddictionarybitch September 30, 2019
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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