kalanay

the biggest dumb the earth could have ever had through all its existence.

The chap is a real kalanay.

by Abhishek Ghosh July 12, 2003

Kalana

THE HEAVENS, THE SKY, THE ROYAL ONE (in Hawaiian);

FORGIVENESS: derivation of Kala-kala (formal and binding statement to the effect: I release you from the wrong, thus I may be released from it) - the official unentanglement of all parties

(This is where the word kalana comes from, and why it doesn't just mean 'forgiveness' in the English sense, because that denotes blame and victimization, but 'forgiveness' as a recognition that the world is not a perfect place, and none of us are perfect beings.)

Kalana as a pro-noun; or for use in Hawaiian language

by RED SOUL February 7, 2010

kalany

anyone named kalany is perfect in every way. she is beautiful, funny and understanding. kalany would always be caring. kalany is cuter than me.

wanna know whos perfect?
its kalany bruh.

by NOTme October 20, 2014

Kalanadian

A Canadian fan of the second Canadian Idol, Kalan Porter. Kalanadians are extremely obsessive over their Idol and have probably lost friends because of their addiction to all things Kalan.

The Kalanadians are more obsessed with Kalan than the Claymates are with Clay.

by Kalanadian February 14, 2005

Kalana

A full on nut job who is constantly crazy. Even though she is sweet, she is thick as a brick. She is known to be addicted to m'n'm's and nutella. Despite her wacky-ness she it the sweetest girl you will meet!

Jee did you see kalana, she accidentally licked the wall!

by lucy:) June 8, 2017

Kalany

An amazing person with a very short temper, but can be awesome and very friendly if you aren't an asshole. Kalany's like to venture into the world of music, are salvadorian, and can be quiet bitchy. Regardless of all of this, you would die to become her best friend.

OMG did you see that amazing girl over their, that's such a kalany.

by Richy36 December 10, 2019

kalanadian

a Canadaian fan of Kalan Porter.
Kalan Porter

i am 100% Kalanadian!

by Victoria May 13, 2005