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Kaguya-Sama: Love is War 

A Japanese anime based around two characters, Miyuki Shirogane (Prez) and Kaguya Shinomiya (Vice), who are in love. It’s a psychological anime in which the two avoid confessing to each other, and instead try to force it out of the other.

Each episode, there is a different scenario (or a match, as they call it in the anime) where the two characters are faced with normal situations but both end up overthinking it. The series expands its variety of characters over the course of the episodes. The characters are:

Fujiwara Chika, Yu Ishigami, Ai Hayasaka, Kei Shirogane, Tsubame Koyasu, Miko Iino, and the list goes on from the manga, Kaguya Wants to be Confessed to.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Kaguya-Sama: Love is War?
Person 2: Yeah, I’ve read the manga too! I heard Prez and Kaguya ******.
Person 1: DUDE! SPOILERS!
Kaguya-Sama: Love is War by Mmgh August 6, 2019
Kaguya was a princess in a famous old japanese folklore but i guess u weebs are here looking kaguya shinomiya from kaguya sama love is war. Or perhaps you are looking for kaguya otsutsiki from naruto.
Princess kaguya is so prettyyyyyy!! Ahhhhh!!!

O kawaii koto

- kaguya shinomiya

Kaguya has the rinnegan!!??
kaguya by JSDkilla August 19, 2020

kaguyasexual 

Having a sexual attraction to kaguyas.ribbon
I'm kaguyasexual!
kaguyasexual by Jin's Right Nut February 16, 2021

Kaguya Theory

When a character (typically in a fighting game) appears/feels as though they have potential to be strong, but actually has none in truth

Named after Kaguya Otsusuki in Naruto ultimate ninja storm 4, being a paragon of the theory
"She's got some sauce dude, I swear it!"

"Nah man, you're just falling into Kaguya Theory"
Kaguya Theory by StellarBishop August 21, 2022

Kaiguy2009

He is a salty ass bitch and toxic
Kaiguy2009 is a bad boy
Kaiguy2009 by Xnxnxnxnx August 18, 2019
To have sex
Literally means "open fruit" in Chinese
"Hey wanna kaigua?"
"Sure... tonight"
Kaigua by Mastertroll6969 October 5, 2016
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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