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kablastafucked 

Last night I got totally kablastafucked.
kablastafucked by Anonymous April 18, 2003

kablasterfuck 

Refered to the alchoholic shot consisting of 2/3 part Everclear, and 1/3 part energy drink. When drank you will get Kablasterfucked.
"Hey man I'm looking to get drunk tonight, what should I drink?"
"You will want to drink the Kablasterfuck, and you wont get drunk, you'll get Kablasterfucked!"
kablasterfuck by Benny Aldy April 13, 2008

kablasterfuck 

Usually the effect that results from taking a Kablasterfuck.
Austin: Dude that kablasterfuck was nothing

a few hours later...

Austin: I can't even describe how drunk I am.

...the next day.

Austin: Was I alive last night?
Erik: You took a couple kablasterfucks...
kablasterfuck by Eliot B April 20, 2008
Kalastar is they type of person to only play games they are good at. If you know anyone that is a Kalastar, then I am sorry.
Person 1: Hey, wanna come play games with me and Kalastar?
Person 2: NO WAY!!!!
Kalastar by Howsabout December 11, 2021

Kablastafuck

That cop kablastafucked that bitch with his Glock!
Kablastafuck by Jack Anderson December 24, 2005

Kabeasta 

A legendary mythical being with long flowing curly locks, from whence came his strength, vigour, and immortality. The mighty beast would often roam the earth barefoot, and could be spotted playing a glorious tune of triumph on his harmonica. Once his sacred and luscious hair was cut, the essence of Kabeasta was no more.
"Long live Kabeasta!"
Kabeasta by Loyal Desciple December 11, 2008
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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