all jyzeres tend to be 6'1 with waves and gets all the bitches. if you ever come across a jyzere he most likely will stare at you because he knows he fucked your bitch.dont come at him with that roasting shit, chs he will flames ur ass. jyzeres tend to give girls the so called butterflies. girls who look at jyzere turn into a orangutan shoulder, then shapeshift into a house so jyzere can come inside them.
He’s funny cute weird and he loves sports and animals. He doesn’t get a lot of girls because he tries to stay with one but if they don’t last he waits then tries to find a new one . He’s a lover and he’s love able
Girl: who is that boy over there ?
Other girl:that’s a cute but weird boy he’s a jacere
Jy’Mere is very intelligent, cool, egnorant and always knows how to fight, sometimes his breath might stink, but he is very handsome and picks the right girls, he has a 9.5 inch pp so be careful if you want that, and he gives and gets the best head. And he is always looking fresh!
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.