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The act of jizzing uncontrollably (shooting sperm out of your peepee hole in an uncontrolled manner), especially to fill other people's mouths so they may not dehydrate, to water plants, or to garnish ribs.
Tony juzzed all over his ribs so he may enhance its taste.
Dude, I saved a girl's life by juzzing in her mouth.
Do not juzz in my direction, or else my dog will send so much juzz over your way.
Juzzing by Pal69 March 22, 2010
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When someone is lying or blowing up something up bigger than what it is.
Person 1: "My one Pikachu sweeped an entire team of Mewtwo."
Person 2: "He get to jazzing it."
Person 1: "I stamp I'm not jazzing."
Person 2: "You always lying I swear you the King of Jazzing."
Jazzing by H2OMudkip September 4, 2016

jazzing around 

the act of relaxing in a fashionable and classy manner.
Laney, Ben, and Mr. Rodgers were Jazzing around today; playing on their GameBoy's while wearing zipper pants.

Ben was done licking door knobs for the day, so he decided to jazz around with Laney and watch The Lion King on VHS.
jazzing around by ManWithTwoArms February 10, 2014
One who who exhibits all the characteristics of white trash. Filthy life style, lack of hygiene, overcrowded family, at least five siblings, extreme ignorance, low intelligence, and dependence on welfare.
Anyone who has 3 yard cars is a Juzzin
Juzzin by TotoDrake February 25, 2009
To photobomb a subject while making a jizz face.
1) Dude, you totally jozzed in this photo. Looks like straight from porn!
2) IKR, I just love jozzing.
jozzing by PHrag March 10, 2014
i caught him jizzing in his pants over my picture
jizzing by Candy May 9, 2004
a way of emphasising just how amazing something or someone is. A thing that makes the male genitalia stand and cough up its liquid on its own. Same goes for the female genitalia!
"audioslave make some jizzingly good records"

"chris cornell is jizzingly amazing"
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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