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juzxing is usually a asian without a father he is the horniest down bad monster you’ll ever meet but he is very funny and has a very contagious laugh. Juzxing ‘s are always going to parties and is a great kisser . Juzxing are usually tall and dressed very nicely and they pretend to not have girls chasing after him and act lonely although they are quite emotional
omg are you guys going to play fortnite with juzxing ?!
juzxing by crazy frog November 22, 2021
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The act of jizzing uncontrollably (shooting sperm out of your peepee hole in an uncontrolled manner), especially to fill other people's mouths so they may not dehydrate, to water plants, or to garnish ribs.
Tony juzzed all over his ribs so he may enhance its taste.
Dude, I saved a girl's life by juzzing in her mouth.
Do not juzz in my direction, or else my dog will send so much juzz over your way.
Juzzing by Pal69 March 22, 2010
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1.) To present false information with the intention of deceiving
2.) To add ornamental or fictitious details
3.) To cause to believe what is not true; mislead
4.) To give a false impression: appearances can deceive


These embelsihments usually involve girls (Polish), but can also include money, cars and lifestyle.

Origin of the word, Newstoday "Busted" circa 2005
1.) You are totally JazXing!
2.) You just pulled a JazX!
3.) I just pulled a JazX, daft eh?
4.) Is this for real or a JazX?
5.) Yo son, you JazX'n
JazXing by Carver January 26, 2005
Of Jamaican-Canadian origin.
While having sex with a woman, usually one that is quite large or overwieght, the male not only slips his penis into her vagina, he also stuffs his testicles inside of her. This is continued, with a slightly shortened pumping motion untill ejaculation. Also refered to as, "Balls-n-All".
I met this mass-gyal at the club and mashed that ass steady. When I got it ripe and ready, I stuffed in my nutts and was juxing her ting until I got that nut. Big up yourself!
Juxing by NavyDadWax April 24, 2006
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Ajumma wait a moment
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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