A small furry animal. Once prevalent in Europe (especially
France), this close relative of the human is often under four
feet tall and frequently confused with a gerbil. In modern times, they can be quite
hard to find, spending the majority of their time in juivebear caves, where it is believed that they eat poosage almost constantly. While their mating habits are largely a mystery to researchers, empirical data suggests that they frequently seek out human mates belonging to ethnic minorities, particularly Pakistanis.