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justnowism 

The religious belief that the universe was created just now. All signs that it is old are tricks planted by the creator to mislead us. Those who were created in the act of having sex are the chosen ones. Those who were created just before they died, are not.
I fucked my girlfriend while learning about justnowism so I could become one of the chosen ones.
justnowism by kpcofgss September 27, 2009
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to be astonished at the hilarity or bizarreness of
Lol. Some of these words from Urban Dictionary are justwow!
justwow by twiztedrune October 8, 2012

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008