justnowism 

The religious belief that the universe was created just now. All signs that it is old are tricks planted by the creator to mislead us. Those who were created in the act of having sex are the chosen ones. Those who were created just before they died, are not.

I fucked my girlfriend while learning about justnowism so I could become one of the chosen ones.

justnowism by kpcofgss September 27, 2009