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junk mallet

The act of injuring your genitals in order to avoid fucking an ugly person
I had to pull out the junk mallet before I took that butter face back to my house .
by Caulkknocker March 7, 2019
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Junk Mullet

A man that has a well-trimmed shaft bush, but he doesn't trim the back of his balls or his taint.
I was going to go down on him until I pulled his sack back and saw his junk mullet.
by Rhino Droppings June 9, 2011
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