junk mallet

The act of injuring your genitals in order to avoid fucking an ugly person

I had to pull out the junk mallet before I took that butter face back to my house .

by Caulkknocker March 7, 2019

Junk Mullet

A man that has a well-trimmed shaft bush, but he doesn't trim the back of his balls or his taint.

I was going to go down on him until I pulled his sack back and saw his junk mullet.

by Rhino Droppings June 9, 2011