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junk drawer 

A drawer full of almost every possible thing you can imagine, although none of what is in the drawer is what you are looking for. I'm talking stuff like adapter plugs from the 90's, crumpled up papers you wrote back in high school, a fork that mysteriously appeared...All kinds of stuff
Don't look in the junk drawer. Chances are, you're not gonna find what you need. At all.
junk drawer by SystemShutDown March 10, 2019
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Junk drawer 

A draw full of miscellaneous items common in the Midwest.
“Where are the *insert random object name*?”
“Look in the junk drawer!”
Junk drawer by Kelseyhaha October 16, 2018

Junk Drawer 

A woman's vagina, where a man puts his junk.
"I put my junk in her junk drawer!"
Junk Drawer by skold September 16, 2008

Junk Drawer 

A larger than average posterior.
Look at the junk drawer on that mf’ing Christmas elf!
Junk Drawer by Neckbone McGee December 3, 2020

Junk drawer Jackie

Everybodys been through it; nobody wants to claim it.
He cheated with Junk drawer Jackie

junk drawers 

Slang used to describe when you can see all of a guy’s junk just flopping around in his pants, usually when going commando.
Look at that wildman running around like an animal in his junk drawers!
junk drawers by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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