Jing le mu ffin \ˈd͡ʒɪŋɡ(ə)l ˈmʌfɪn\ n, pl jinglemuffins Dutch jengelen (21c): 1. a term to describe a person who makes you happy and joyest during the holidays.
I love my girlfriend, she always knows how to make me happy during the holidays, that’s my little jinglemuffin.
JunglePuffing is best defined when one obtains a massive vat of prepubescent cum rags, The art of junglepuffing is when you take what would one call a “cumsock” and wringing it out into one’s eyes, once one is in a blind rage you shove them knock them out and slip it in
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.