Jinglemuffin

Jing le mu ffin \ˈd͡ʒɪŋɡ(ə)l ˈmʌfɪn\ n, pl jinglemuffins Dutch jengelen (21c): 1. a term to describe a person who makes you happy and joyest during the holidays.

I love my girlfriend, she always knows how to make me happy during the holidays, that’s my little jinglemuffin.

by Sniglet_Man December 12, 2023

dinglemuffin

a cross between a dingleberry and a pudgemuffin

ha you little fat fuck go wipe your ass you stupid dinglemuffin

by dont worry bout it December 10, 2004

Dinglemuffin

N.

An overly sarcastic person (normally a female), though is not at all un-loved or hated, but in fact loved and cherished by those around them.

Dinglemuffin's are often have negative attitudes towards personal outcomes are upcoming events, yet they are often wrong about said events and outcomes of past events.

adj. -dinglemuffinish

Person 1: "I love masculine men!"

Dinglemuffin: "oh yes, because your boyfriends sooooo masculine."

Person: " Oh HAHAHA you are one funny dinglemuffin.

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Dinglemuffin: "I BET YOU FAILED MY HISTORY TEST!"

Person 1: "Oh shut up, you did fine."

20 min. later

Dinglemuffin: " I GOT 100 ON MY TEST!"

by carogray13 November 30, 2009

JunglePuffing

JunglePuffing is best defined when one obtains a massive vat of prepubescent cum rags, The art of junglepuffing is when you take what would one call a “cumsock” and wringing it out into one’s eyes, once one is in a blind rage you shove them knock them out and slip it in

junglepuffing is defined as

“I hate andrew” “me too let’s junglepuff him”

by Mr.Cummixedwithfuckshit June 22, 2024