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Much like a blumpkin where you get blowy while dropping off a SEAL team, its when you jack off and take a shit at the same time because you're stuck in some third world shithole or... your parents house.
dude 1 walks into the bathroom
dude 1: hey man, hows it going? you've been in here a minute.

dude 2: it was going good until you interrupted my jumpkin
Jumpkin by 9223-beotch April 3, 2013
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Doodle-jumpkin 

to receive a blumpkin while playing the game Doodle jump
no one has ever gotten a doodle-jumpkin

Jumshilly 

Jumshilly is a girl who is so beautiful,so kind and so intelligent and just doesn’t deserve any hardship, this word leads from jameelah, but jumshilly is a girl who you can trust, she will speak her mind.

She’s very strong, but very resilient, but if your rude or you chat back to her or one of her friends, she will throw hands,

She is also just so beautiful, jumshilly originates from jameelah which is and Arabic word, which also means beautiful.So in essence if you just call her by her name, your telling her how beautiful she is ❤️.

If you meet a jameelah DONT fumble, and please treat her like the queen she is. 👑
Your my jumshilly forever ❤️
Jumshilly by Umzyx_m July 16, 2023

jumpskirt 

A one piece skirt resembling the combination of a one piece jump suit and a skirt. Often seen with overall like straps. Can be found in most teenybopper retail stores, and young fashion.
she looked amazing in that jumpskirt the other night
jumpskirt by Saris Relcute September 23, 2007
The all great and mighty one. Known for bagging 8-10 asians in a single night. often attacked by hoards of pillaging asians. see asian invasion
man, that was one jamski. we will probably not see a man with those qualities in person again in our lifetime.
jamski by the dude. October 30, 2006
A non-intentional way of shortening "just kidding". It is usually said impulsively and annoys the one saying it, causing him or her to sometimes get very frustrated and end up saying it even more.

also pronounced as "juskuh" "jskd" "jsskih" etc.
"lm gonna kill somebody soon, juski. fuck! what is wrong with me i am insane, juski"
Juski by curtes May 12, 2010
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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