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Much like a blumpkin where you get blowy while dropping off a SEAL team, its when you jack off and take a shit at the same time because you're stuck in some third world shithole or... your parents house.
dude 1 walks into the bathroom
dude 1: hey man, hows it going? you've been in here a minute.

dude 2: it was going good until you interrupted my jumpkin
Jumpkin by 9223-beotch April 3, 2013
Related Words

Doodle-jumpkin 

no one has ever gotten a doodle-jumpkin

Jumshilly 

Jumshilly is a girl who is so beautiful,so kind and so intelligent and just doesn’t deserve any hardship, this word leads from jameelah, but jumshilly is a girl who you can trust, she will speak her mind.

She’s very strong, but very resilient, but if your rude or you chat back to her or one of her friends, she will throw hands,

She is also just so beautiful, jumshilly originates from jameelah which is and Arabic word, which also means beautiful.So in essence if you just call her by her name, your telling her how beautiful she is ❤️.

If you meet a jameelah DONT fumble, and please treat her like the queen she is. 👑
Your my jumshilly forever ❤️
Jumshilly by Umzyx_m July 16, 2023

jumpskirt 

A one piece skirt resembling the combination of a one piece jump suit and a skirt. Often seen with overall like straps. Can be found in most teenybopper retail stores, and young fashion.
she looked amazing in that jumpskirt the other night
jumpskirt by Saris Relcute September 23, 2007
The all great and mighty one. Known for bagging 8-10 asians in a single night. often attacked by hoards of pillaging asians. see asian invasion
man, that was one jamski. we will probably not see a man with those qualities in person again in our lifetime.
jamski by the dude. October 30, 2006
A non-intentional way of shortening "just kidding". It is usually said impulsively and annoys the one saying it, causing him or her to sometimes get very frustrated and end up saying it even more.

also pronounced as "juskuh" "jskd" "jsskih" etc.
"lm gonna kill somebody soon, juski. fuck! what is wrong with me i am insane, juski"
Juski by curtes May 12, 2010