Much like a blumpkin where you get blowy while dropping off a SEAL team, its when you jack off and take a shit at the same time because you're stuck in some third world shithole or... your parents house.

dude 1 walks into the bathroom
dude 1: hey man, hows it going? you've been in here a minute.

dude 2: it was going good until you interrupted my jumpkin

Jumpkin by 9223-beotch April 3, 2013

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Doodle-jumpkin

to receive a blumpkin while playing the game Doodle jump

no one has ever gotten a doodle-jumpkin

Doodle-jumpkin by the man the myth the maker July 20, 2010

Jumshilly

Jumshilly is a girl who is so beautiful,so kind and so intelligent and just doesn’t deserve any hardship, this word leads from jameelah, but jumshilly is a girl who you can trust, she will speak her mind.

She’s very strong, but very resilient, but if your rude or you chat back to her or one of her friends, she will throw hands,

She is also just so beautiful, jumshilly originates from jameelah which is and Arabic word, which also means beautiful.So in essence if you just call her by her name, your telling her how beautiful she is ❤️.

If you meet a jameelah DONT fumble, and please treat her like the queen she is. 👑

Your my jumshilly forever ❤️

Jumshilly by Umzyx_m July 16, 2023

jumpskirt

A one piece skirt resembling the combination of a one piece jump suit and a skirt. Often seen with overall like straps. Can be found in most teenybopper retail stores, and young fashion.

she looked amazing in that jumpskirt the other night

jumpskirt by Saris Relcute September 23, 2007

jamski

The all great and mighty one. Known for bagging 8-10 asians in a single night. often attacked by hoards of pillaging asians. see asian invasion

man, that was one jamski. we will probably not see a man with those qualities in person again in our lifetime.

jamski by the dude. October 30, 2006

Juski

A non-intentional way of shortening "just kidding". It is usually said impulsively and annoys the one saying it, causing him or her to sometimes get very frustrated and end up saying it even more.

also pronounced as "juskuh" "jskd" "jsskih" etc.

"lm gonna kill somebody soon, juski. fuck! what is wrong with me i am insane, juski"

Juski by curtes May 12, 2010

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026