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Much like a blumpkin where you get blowy while dropping off a SEAL team, its when you jack off and take a shit at the same time because you're stuck in some third world shithole or... your parents house.
dude 1 walks into the bathroom
dude 1: hey man, hows it going? you've been in here a minute.

dude 2: it was going good until you interrupted my jumpkin
Jumpkin by 9223-beotch April 3, 2013
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The act of making yourself cum while simultaneously dropping a deuce.
My girlfriend wouldnt give me a blumpkin because apparently she hates the smell of my deuce, so I went into the bathroom and gave myself a jumpkin.
Jumpkin by usmc_nightmare March 25, 2010
Jacking off while fingering your butthole, with the result being intense sexual pleasure.
After Pat's underwear were frozen, he sat in his room and gave himself a jumpkin.
jumpkin by jackinit April 3, 2005

Doodle-jumpkin 

to receive a blumpkin while playing the game Doodle jump
no one has ever gotten a doodle-jumpkin

canadian jumpingjacks 

The sexual act of performing jumping jacks naked while your partner gives you head. And if you want to really get into it you can add some maple syrup and the 1998 Denver broncos!
Man last night was awesome me and my girl were doing some canadian jumpingjacks with the 1998 Denver broncos and maple syrup it was fantastic.

jumping ships

when someone decides to switch sides just because the side they were originally on was losing.
That douche was jumping ships just because they suck
jumping ships by Fogol December 27, 2009

Jumping jackass 

This is someone who is aggressively, obnoxious and loudly idiotic.
Geraldo is a real jumping jackass!
Jumping jackass by I, Wreckerrr April 16, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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