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jumping the grenade

An action performed by the wing man, this situation arises when the said wing man takes one for the team by hitting on the fat/ugly chick in order to help his buddy/buddies score with her hot friends, and therefore, sacrifices himself by jumping onto the grenade.

The pin is said to be removed from the grenade when one man goes in alone, and the grenade prevents further interaction with the hot chick(s). Therefore, the jumping of the grenade must be performed immediately before all soldiers are blown to smithereens.
The hot chick's fat friend was successful in cock blocking me because by the time my wing man was jumping the grenade, his coverage was not sufficient enough to protect us from the explosion. Attempts in obtaining intel (phone number, email address, conversation, dancing, etc...) have been thwarted.
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jumping on the grenade 

When a group of guys go to mack on a group of girls, the guy who jumps on the grenade is the guy who goes after the fat chick in the group to clear the way for his friends to go after the hot ones. Usually guys take turns
"Man I ain't jumping on the grenade this timn. I did it last time"
jumping on the grenade by mur11 July 29, 2006

jumping the plasma grenade 

Similar to jumping the grenade whereby your wing man distracts the unattractive friend so you can hit on the attractive one, only in this case the unattractive friend is severely mentally and/or physically handicapped.
His wing man, valiantly jumping the plasma grenade, endured drool and stiff upper limbs so that he could chat up her caregiver.

Jumping on the grenade 

A term used when a wingman takes the ugly girl interested in you, leaving you open to swoop in for her more attractive friend.
Me: Her friend is so hot, but the ugly girl is into me
Wingman: I'll take her off your hands so you can try the hot girl
Me: Thanks for jumping on the grenade, man. I owe you.

Jumping the gernade 

Is when you hit on the ugly girl so your bud can hit on the pretty one
You owe me for jumping the gernade tonight
Jumping the gernade by Grunt824 April 6, 2016
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