gernade 

An illiterate's spelling of the word grenade.

Idiot: zOMG THROW TEH GERNADE.
Smart person: Gernade isn't a word in English, did you mean grenade?

gernade by KnowsEnglishWell October 23, 2012

Gernade 

Ugly ass girl who hangs around the hot girl your tryin to bang and just wont let you get laid

You go out and you find a chick whos smokin hot and she has a friend who is fat as hell and ugly as shit your tryin to ditch this ugly bitch all night so you can get sum but she just wont stop cock blockin you thats a Gernade a Landmine is the skinny version of a Gernade

Gernade by MMAGuido August 3, 2010

Gernade 

something the people on jersey shore say a lot. it means a fat-ass ugly girll

don't let thh gernade blow up near yhu bro!

Gernade by iluvyhu December 21, 2010

Gernade 

A hyper-sweet, chaotic starbucks drink that hits like a dopamine nuke. Usually seasonal, Tik-Tok viral, and tastes like anxiety in unicorn form. It doesn't energize, it unravels you.

That drink wasn’t a latte, it was a Gernade. I’m pacing like I’m in Euphoria season 3.

Gernade by Nox Aurelia June 4, 2025

Gernade Launcher

This is what happens when someone is trying to explain a "grenade launcher" And fails

"I have a gernade launcher" Others: "don't you mean grenade launcher?"

Gernade Launcher by Elite_winner June 4, 2018

Five Finger Gernade

When you are finger-banging a girl and you randomly shove your fist up her snatch and say "booooooooom!"

-Caleb was giving Tianna a Five Finger Gernade and when he did it Tianna got mad and slapped him.

-Caleb gave Tianna a Five Finger Gernade and she laughed.

-Caleb asked Tianna if she wanted a Five Finger Gernade and Tianna thaught it would be funny.

Five Finger Gernade by Brayden G. February 18, 2008

sitting on the gernade 

when you keep the fat ugly bitch occupied while your buddy scores with the hot chick

rob got to bang that hot bitch last night...while i got stuck sitting on the gernade

sitting on the gernade by badonakdonk butt March 29, 2007