gernade

An illiterate's spelling of the word grenade.

Idiot: zOMG THROW TEH GERNADE.
Smart person: Gernade isn't a word in English, did you mean grenade?

by KnowsEnglishWell October 23, 2012

Gernade

Ugly ass girl who hangs around the hot girl your tryin to bang and just wont let you get laid

You go out and you find a chick whos smokin hot and she has a friend who is fat as hell and ugly as shit your tryin to ditch this ugly bitch all night so you can get sum but she just wont stop cock blockin you thats a Gernade a Landmine is the skinny version of a Gernade

by MMAGuido August 3, 2010

Gernade

something the people on jersey shore say a lot. it means a fat-ass ugly girll

don't let thh gernade blow up near yhu bro!

by iluvyhu December 21, 2010

sitting on the gernade

when you keep the fat ugly bitch occupied while your buddy scores with the hot chick

rob got to bang that hot bitch last night...while i got stuck sitting on the gernade

by badonakdonk butt March 29, 2007

jizz gernade

Word used by Adam Carolla on Love line to describe jacking off

Tony's popping a jizz gernade

by Uhhh Ya December 1, 2005

Hippie Gernade

The lone seed that doesn't get picked out of your smoke before flame is applied. horrible odor and taste.

The smell of a hippie gernade cleared the circle in only seconds.

by deadpool420 August 28, 2009

dirty gernade

when your geting a blow job and in the middle of it you turn around and shit in her face

i totaly gave her a dirty gernade last night!

by TARDKARTMAN October 24, 2008