jumoe

squatting down and jumping as far as one can off of a high structure with intent to die

past tense- jumoed

Billy was preparing to jumoe off of the cliff into the abyss below.

by A boy on a hill October 1, 2019

Ship-Jumper

(n). A person who doesn't like his or her surroundings or situation, and wants to leave a certain area, or stop doing a certain thing, or wants to bail out and discontinue associating with a certain person or persons because it no longer suits their agenda.

My girlfriend of 3 years didn't like my new job, so she decided to bail out on our relationship and be a " Ship-jumper".

by VinnieVega$ February 12, 2017

Skunk jumper

A Skunk jumper is one who has sex with smelly partners.

Ben Dover was such a Skunk jumper , not even the bag lady was in the clear!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Jumoke

Jumoke is a
child who everyone pampers because she’s adorable and a blessing to her household . She’s selfless , fun and witty . She goes out of her way for friends and family. She always shields her loved ones

Olajumoke is such an adorable lady . Omo dada bi Olajumoke

by Iyawo Ijesha January 30, 2020

Shonen Jumper

The non-religious equivalent of a Bible Thumper. One who must consult the "all mighty" Shonen Jump before deciding on whether or not they like a series. Approach with caution, those who do not also worship the Shonen Jump will be preached to until their minds implode.

Not all narutards are Shonen Jumpers, but all Shonen Jumpers are narutards.

"I was at Borders today and a Shonen Jumper was salivating all over the 'b' manga section. Thank goodness Battle Royale is shrink-wrapped."

by Linalin January 24, 2009

Buttery Jumper

1) A 'buttery jumper' is slang for a homosexual male, originating in southern Birmingham - it is not in heavy mainstream use, but is rising in popularity.

2) When one simply makes a toastal mistake, rendering one's jumper slightly covered in butter or margarine.

"You see that guy, James, he has a 'buttery jumper'"

by Jim Ratcliffe November 17, 2007

jumped off the porch

started hustling in the streets

I jumped off the porch when I was thirteen.

by teedy2222 May 25, 2008